Oct 20 2008
Growing Old (the hedonist’s diet)
This morning I went to the grocery store to purchase Bananas because a couple of days ago I read on yahoo news about the Morning Banana Diet.
ANYWAY, I was in line checking out my bananas and the fixings I bought to make caramel apples tonight when I spied an older gentleman in the checkout line next to mine. He was a spiffy dresser and he looked quite content. So, of course, I had a look at what he was buying.
Crossing the conveyer belt was what I consider the be the dream diet of a hedonist living alone. There were 10 or so frozen dinners, a huge bottle of wine, some bloody mary mix and 3 packs of Starbucks double shot espressos.
This guy clearly knows the secret of growing older. Eat crappy boxed diet dinners every day, but drink as much as you want.
He was a lot thinner then me. Maybe I’ll give his diet a try and ditch the bananas.
